Two ill-advised signs

On a shop overrun with school-children I can understand this approach. I might not entirely approve - but then I've never tried to run a sweet shop near a school so what do I know?

But on a shop selling ladies' clothing? Forgive the sweeping generalisations but don't women often go clothes-shopping in groups? (Often, not always, of course.)

How long do you give them?










The creator of this one thought:
1) Under 16's have trouble with small print
2) The elderly like to receive instructions from a pirate.